Blaubart

1977

By: Piña Blausch

The Devil makes me do it

and that's okay...

from: Freaks

Witches in Black

via OctoberThirtyFirst

Hey...I'M a horrible person!

This New Years' I'm lucky enough to have reservations at an incredibly upscale hotel with a good friend...we will play this game very loudly in the lobby whilst we smoke cigars and drink whiskey...the first person to tell us to quiet down will get punched in the face.

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Luckily, there's no one else worth knowing.

No exceptions.

I have literally said this.

but George Nelson withdraws...

photo by Emphatic Reprieve Photography

Seems a little like real science to me...

I'm going to have to ask my dad how long it took him to make this. 

 

more Fake Science.

You said it, Hank.

Remember malls?

I really loved this

click here for Malls Across America in the 80s

via MailOnline

That's love, baby.

Good point there.

Whatever it is that you're doing...

keep doing that shit.

These people...

I like them.

Final Night

and solitude.

Word of the Day

via Other-Wordly

Your Mom.

ha.

Trick or Treat

Halloween Safety

Halloween Safety tips from the Onion. 

Take notes, people.

click the Trick or Treaters

Happy Halloween

"Halloween is the one night of the year when the veil is lifted between the living and the realm of the dead. The dead walk the earth and we have to dress up in scary costumes so they won't drag us back to Hell with them..."

Here's to a perfect Halloween.

Back Home on the Farm.

Yesterday was spent on a big farm in rural Virginia..

 My kid, after browsing a giant field full of orange pumpkins, found two tiny white gourds and said,"I'm ready!" and trudged back down the hill alone with a gourd in each hand...and got back on the tractor. He knows what he likes, apparently.

photos by Emphatic Reprieve Photography

Fear the Reaper

The man I marry must do things of this caliber. 

Click the reaper.

Ready.

image via mlkshk.com

There goes the neighborhood.

There's really only one other house in town that's notably decorated this year...and after making it through the gaunlet of giant Halloween inflatables, I decided to take some photos.

I swear these people just buy anything Halloween related and throw it in their yard.

it's so tacky...and neat.

 

 photos by Emphatic Reprieve Photography

The Art of Manliness

I should take up smoking.

Because I feel like I should be puffing on a cigarette every time I listen to this song:

Sunday Alone

I'm a Sunday driver.

photos by Emphatic Reprieve Photography

Gary Busey, you're not allowed to die either...

I swear to Christ everything he says makes perfect sense. 

click Gary for some sound advice.

endocrine system...

I hear you calling.

photo by Emphatic Reprieve Photography

Give the Devil his due.

Back in the day...

I ain't gonna lie...I want to live in this guys little 1950's town. Pretty impressive stuff. 

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Oh, Mr. Burns...don't you ever die.

via Simpsons quotes that nobody gets anymore a.k.a. my favorite Facebook page.

Word of the Day

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Halloween: by Lizzy Rainey

I'm rarely into cute paintings 

But these are cute...and I'm into them.

the art of Lizzy Rainey