Saturday, January 11, 2014

Saturday, November 23, 2013

Hey...I'M a horrible person!

This New Years' I'm lucky enough to have reservations at an incredibly upscale hotel with a good friend...we will play this game very loudly in the lobby whilst we smoke cigars and drink whiskey...the first person to tell us to quiet down will get punched in the face.

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Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Thursday, October 31, 2013

Halloween Safety

Halloween Safety tips from the Onion. 
Take notes, people.
click the Trick or Treaters

Happy Halloween

"Halloween is the one night of the year when the veil is lifted between the living and the realm of the dead. The dead walk the earth and we have to dress up in scary costumes so they won't drag us back to Hell with them..."

Here's to a perfect Halloween.

Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Back Home on the Farm.

Yesterday was spent on a big farm in rural Virginia..
 My kid, after browsing a giant field full of orange pumpkins, found two tiny white gourds and said,"I'm ready!" and trudged back down the hill alone with a gourd in each hand...and got back on the tractor. He knows what he likes, apparently.

Fear the Reaper

The man I marry must do things of this caliber. 

Click the reaper.

Sunday, October 27, 2013

There goes the neighborhood.

There's really only one other house in town that's notably decorated this year...and after making it through the gaunlet of giant Halloween inflatables, I decided to take some photos.

I swear these people just buy anything Halloween related and throw it in their yard.
it's so tacky...and neat.

Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Back in the day...

I ain't gonna lie...I want to live in this guys little 1950's town. Pretty impressive stuff. 

Click for more photos and the full-story