Seems a little like real science to me...

I'm going to have to ask my dad how long it took him to make this. 

 

more Fake Science.

You said it, Hank.

Good point there.

Halloween Safety

Halloween Safety tips from the Onion. 

Take notes, people.

click the Trick or Treaters

Gary Busey, you're not allowed to die either...

I swear to Christ everything he says makes perfect sense. 

click Gary for some sound advice.

endocrine system...

and to wrap up todays lesson...

Daily.

If I were a doctor, I would prescribe time in nature for nearly every affliction.

Don't do it.

This really is sound advice.

There are two rules.

image found here.

Part of the reason I refuse to own a smart phone.

Looks like all I need is a gluestick.

I'm going to start throwing 'you'ill' around a lot more...I've been meaning to do that anyway.

Dad?

I feel like if this isn't one of the Ten Commandments, it should be.

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